Score: 10

"Now, you know..."

submission: Katamari Damacy Trailer

date: May 18, 2008

We have to petition the creators of the series to make a freakin' movie... It would be so righteous... So completely righteous... I would buy the god-damned DVD.

On a completely different note, I am now singing the Katamari Damacy Theme song. Thank you very much.

Score: 3

"Nice finish, but meh'"

submission: StickRPG *Complete*

date: May 6, 2008

This one left me wanting more. I spent over 250 "days" racking up the 500,000 necessary to grab the castle, and then I finished, because there's nothing better and no new furniture. That's fine... But then it labeled me a "girl scout" because I only had 9,000 in the bank by that point? Excuse me? Your "net worth" is also the amount of property you own, not just how much you have on hand and in the bank. The loan cap at one thousand "dollars" makes it completely useless if you've got any of the good jobs... (The max job gives $100 an hour, which is grossly underpaying in my opinion) Having absolutely no way to increase how much you can do in a day past the "caffeine pills" that give you a meager bonus, you have to sit there and bore through an incredibly boring job system. The dark side of things just kept "killing" me, stealing a day's pay in most cases, and I would usually end up spending five days in prison whenever I decided to try to rob a place. And when I did manage to rob the bank, I got a pittance! $300 from a bank?? I know I've got over $30,000 in there personally!! This had all the boring qualities of a bad Date Sim without any of the Hentai. I vote 1/5, 3/10.

Score: 8

"*applause*"

submission: N.G. Showdown

date: May 5, 2008

My only regret is that it wasn't long enough... Other than that, I think this one was better than House of 1000 Cats. Its animation was definitely more canon to how the characters are supposed to look and move.

Score: 9

"A lot of this reminded me of something..."

submission: Bring The Pain (FT Metaljonus)

date: May 18, 2008

It wasn't until about 2 and a half minutes in that I realized what it was, and I whipped out the old PSX game to remind me. I was right... This song reminds me of the theme from London in Twisted Metal 3. In a good way. Keep up the bad-ass metalmaking. Boo yah. \m/

Score: 0

"Bad!"

submission: Why'd They Take Away My Store?

date: May 16, 2008

Stick to the RPG stuff! This was bad! Bad!! The guitar is repetitive, and too loud for the song. Please, stick to what you're good at. The world will be better that way.